Social Media Discussion with Ms. Mojo Risin’

This week, I had the opportunity to speak with Ms. Mojo Risin’ (@mojowriting), founder of Mojo Writing, a full-service online marketing provider for Loudoun County and Northern Virginia businesses and organizations. On twitter, her bio  states, “Writer, single mom, feminist, social media strategist, copywriting & SEO’ing your world. Random lyrics. I eat brains. #amwriting #intj #yoga #FriesBeforeGuys.” For me, that was enough to earn an instant follow.

Our conversation covers her business and marketing approach, how she helps women business owners, and her advice to companies using social media. My questions are in bold.

Q: In a few words, describe what your business does.

 

My business provides online marketing solutions like blogging, articles, social media and strategy services.

 

Q: How did you get started in this field ? What is your background and how long have you been doing this work?

 

I learned layout and design in high school (yearbook, actually). I’ve always been pretty tech-savvy and was in several “right places” at the right time, so it was a pretty seamless transition into web and graphic design with the small businesses I worked for. Eventually, I worked at a start-up web design company and spent a lot of time learning HTML there and on my own.

 

Eventually, I decided that everything I was doing could be done on my own and I began freelancing web and graphic design. Once social media became a thing, I started building discussion forums (the web side and the administration side).

 

It all pretty much came together after that. The business side of things and how that connects directly to online marketing and those efforts.

 

In one way or another, I’ve been at this for 23 years.

 

Q: Compare the way you marketed your business at the beginning to how you do so now?

At the beginning, I had the normal freelancer mentality, I believe. It’s hard to start out and you pretty much are grateful for even an inquiry, much less an actual gig. However, the majority of my clients (then and now) have been women, who not only hesitate in business but also with computers and technology. So I’d like to think my early marketing was simply keeping lines of communication open with those clients and getting referrals as a result.

 

Honestly, I don’t do things much differently right now, just a better understanding of where to focus the energy and when to walk away from a campaign, client or project.

 

I have a new division, if you will, that I’m launching. Along with a fairly niche community project that I’m testing out. Those projects and the campaigns I run for clients require a pretty complicated strategy, but one that is soaked in social media. I refer to it as the old  “spokes on a wheel” concept and it holds true at all times, no matter the niche or the client. Online marketing is integrating those spokes into a seamless experience for both the client and the customer.

 

Q: I’ve known you through twitter, how important have social media accounts been to your business and promoting yourself  and your business?

 

I often tell people not to be like me on Twitter, at least not if they want to be taken seriously. I’m fortunate that what I do requires a certain level of risk-taking and showing I can be technical, swamped in pop culture, in the throes of #momlife, and still a very accessible person.

 

For what I do, social media is vital on all levels. You can’t sell social media without being social media.

 

Q: So you mentioned that you largely work with women, you still do to this day, why is that? Was that a natural targeting decision or something done more strategically ?

 

Most of my clients are women still. I think a lot of that came from helping friends  launch websites in the past or encouraging them to register as an LLC or just supporting their ideas. I feel there’s a natural affinity between women in business that is a lot like when we get together to cook a big meal or go sailing or whatever.  I’m drawn to that and I like to think I help bring that same vibe to the women I work with.

 

Q: What is one piece of social media marketing advice that you have for business owners?

 

If you wouldn’t trust your intern (child, nephew, pet goat, neighbor’s cousin’s ex-girlfriend, etc.) to drive your car, don’t trust them to run your social media. You and your business deserve better.

 

Sports and Social Media – A Conversation With Jeff Garcia

This week, Sophia had the opportunity to speak with Jeff Garcia (@JeffGSpursZone) of WOAI News 4 San Antonio, KABB Fox 29 San Antonio, and host of “Locked On Spurs.”
Sophia has known Jeff through Twitter for 5 years and has always admired his work. She discussed his approach to using social media to market his work and build his sports-media empire through digital relationship building. Sophia’s questions are in bold.


Q: Tell me a little about your background and how you came to do what you do today for work?

Many know me as a Spurs writer/media personality but I am actually an attorney. I practiced Immigration Law for years but moonlighted as a sports writer since 2004. I started off as a co-founder of Project Spurs and from there  my love of sports media/writing took off. From covering the Spurs as a credentialed member of the media, covering Team USA basketball, attending major NBA events such as the 2014 NBA Finals and multiple NBA Drafts to co-hosting a sports talk show on 1250 ESPN San Antonio all led me to where I am today. Now, I am the Spurs beat writer for two local news outlets in San Antonio (WOAI News 4 San Antonio and KABB Fox 29 San Antonio). And yes, I am still an attorney.

Q: How do you approach digital marketing of your content?

 

I approached it by what I like to call the new “word of mouth” approach – Twitter! Heavy use of Twitter. That platform was actually the first social media outlet I used to promote my content. From there, I developed Twitter relationships where people who enjoy reading my work would re-Tweet my work. Today, I have the back of the two local San Antonio media outlets who in turn promote my work on their official Twitter feeds as well as on their Facebook pages.
My approach also involves a balancing act where I will promote my work multiple times on Twitter but in different forms. For example, I will tweet my own work, then re-Tweet others who Tweet my work and space out my self-promotion by an hour. With tweets getting “buried” on people’s timeline, I feel one has to stay on top of it (see what I did there?) and tweet as much as one can to keep my articles fresh on people’s minds and eyes.
I believe with digital marketing being so fast and furious, so can people’s memories. Fans get swamped with so much digital marketing, I have to be unique, and mix it up.

Q: What is it about social media that makes sporting events so fun to talk about online as they are happening?.

 

That is the best isn’t it? I fall into the drama of it all. And that is what makes it fun. The passion, drama, angst, etc. from fans who give you their emotions in an instant. I can “feel” the excitement that it only enhances the fun of watching events. It also gives me a sense of the pulse of the fan that I can use in my articles.

Q: Is twitter the new sports bar?

 

Yes but at a whole other level. It is a 24-hour sports bar. A mega water cooler for people to gather around and talk sports. You meet new people with similar interests, viewpoints and build from there. It’s a sports bar that never closes. You can go in and out of it and catch up on what the talk is or sit back and watch the drama unfold.
Q: How can businesses capitalize, in an authentic way, on massive social media user-ship during sporting events?
Simple – play to the emotions of fans. If their team is winning and fans are ecstatic then a business can capitalize on that and, for example, have free social media codes for a discount for whatever they are selling. Another example is what the Spurs do at games. If the Spurs win at home, everyone in San Antonio gets free coffee at their business. Same can be done online.
Q: What is your most popular social media driven piece of work?
I noticed anything where a team’s rival opponent is giving them some juicy locker room material or if the team they are cheering for gets crushed on the scoreboard is when I have popular social media driven content. Anytime there is some sort of “emotion inducing” moment during the season gets fans going and it gets popular. Oh and odd-ball, random posts. For example, I can write a 1,000 worded piece on why the Spurs need to change their lineup. It will get views but if I find a video of Tony Parker dancing with a teddy bear in Portland while singing a Taylor Swift song, well that will explode on Twitter. My suggestion, do both.
Q: What advice do you have for newcomers to the online world of sports reporting?
Be consistent. Find out your strengths and run with it. If  you are good at writing from the hip, then do it but do it well. If you notice you get more views from Facebook and not Twitter, then focus your strengths there and eventually it will even out. Meaning eventually fans will ask “Why aren’t you on Twitter?” and vise versa. Then you can branch out.
Write a lot. I mean even if there is nothing going on with your team – find something. It makes you stand out. You got to satisfy a fan’s thirst for the love of their team. Quench it.
Do not give up. Keep on writing even if your work gets hardly noticed at first. I recall starting off with no one knowing who I was and couldn’t care less about my articles. But perseverance paid off for me. Do not be afraid to ask. Seriously. My first big “break” into the larger NBA writing world was in 2004 when I just asked the NBA if I can cover the Vegas Summer League. Days later I got a “yes” and from there I established myself.
If I can do it, so can you.

How to Select the Right Property (Part 2) – Delivering Returns on a Skyrocketing Real Estate Market

Always wanted to build a Real Estate empire?

Want to know how to get started?

This 3 part series will get you well on your way with real life examples and experiences using proven techniques for generating huge returns.

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If you missed part 1 , get caught up here first to learn the basics.

Selecting the Right Property: By Type

“How do I select the right property?”

This is a one of the biggest questions I get from those seeking real estate advice. First, decide what type of income you want from this property: rental, long-term investment, short-term investment, or vacation rental income?

1) Rental Income

If its rental income, I would highly suggest seeking out multi-unit properties. Anything 4 units or less and you can still use a conventional loan and take advantage of conventional rates. Research rentals in the area, occupancy rates and learn how to be a landlord.

Property management companies are great but you will be paying 10% of your gross. Be sure to do your research on home warranty companies and landlord laws. There are also landlord associations that can help with legal advice, and reputable handy men.  

2) Long-term Investment (more than 2 years)

With long-terms investment the biggest factor is location, location, location. Find the most distressed house in the best neighborhood you can afford. This can prove to be huge payouts if you chose the right area and time your sale. A perfect area will never lose value, but choose carefully. For example, walkability is huge and will continue to be for the foreseeable future. Segmenting the market for a long term investment is also important, ensure you are aiming for the right clientele when making improvements, target the wrong customer and your home improvement investments could end up not delivering a return (which is key to any home improvement on a long term investment).  Plus, if it you’re the primary resident for 2 out of 5 years, you will pay 0 capital gains, a big bonus.

Long term capital gains can be as much as 25%, depending on your tax bracket and state. We also recently sold a property at the exact 2 year mark. It was a huge fixer upper and we built an additional guest house in the back. The house sold for nearly 50% higher than we purchased it for 2 years ago. We chose the perfect neighborhood, and put a ton of work into it, which included a renovated guest house and new bathroom.  

If your going for a fixer upper, the contract is key. If you live in the NW Portland/Gorge area, Pinnacle Concepts LLC is a great company to work with. They have done a lot of our remodel work, the owner Randy is one of the best guys you can hope to find.

Before and after dining room renovation:

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Before and after kitchen guest house renovation:

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3. Short term investment (less than 1 year)

Again, location is key, but here you will be looking for something that is quick to fix up. No foundation, roof, electric, or plumbing work. Cosmetic updates, landscaping, and low dollar fix ups. Also, you have to consider short term capital gains, upwards of 39%! This is not a path I have headed down before, be careful with this option, it’s risky and most real estate is a long term investment unless you are doing this full time and are a contractor yourself.

4. Vacation Rental

This option is reserved for mainly vacation destinations and in great locations. You can often find distressed properties for this investment, but they will go fast and often paid for cash due to condition. Bedrooms are the one of the biggest income generators for these sorts of investments, the more people you can house, the more you can charge per night. This requires extensive managing on a weekly or even daily basis, a true part time job. Also, check with local laws as many states and or cities do not allow short term rentals (defined as less than 30 days).  You also have to figure in the cost of furniture, bedding and supplies, which can be significant depending on the size of the home.

According to the Financial Samurai at Personal Capital, you must decide on a realistic income from your rental property:

It’s all about income. As a real estate investor you must ascertain what is the realistic income the target property can generate on a sustainable basis every year. Once you have an income range then you can calculate a property’s gross rental yield and price to earnings to compare it with other properties on your acquisitions list.

 

We used social media marketing to advertise the vacation rental we invested in, check out this link for a full tour.

We purchased that property at an auction, fixed it up, rented it out as a vacation rental (for 4 years), and sold for a great profit.  We purchased the property off an auction website, Williams and Williams, a great place to find auctions. Check out this link to the vacation rental we purchased, and pictures of the original condition of the home when we purchased it.

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Exit strategy

Develop an exit strategy no matter what property you buy.

Put every property in your ROI calculator I mentioned in Part 1, and decide how long you want to keep it. Five years is a reasonable time frame for a long investment to properly forecast.  Examining the market and properly forecasting will bring in huge returns. I’ve been asked by others to invest in their real estate ventures with no clear exist strategy, I would not recommend it as this should be your biggest criteria when deciding how to invest.

Bottom Line

Find a property you feel confident in, and trust your gut! Don’t settle just because you want to get in the market, you will find the right property if your consistent and have an open mind. Keep your eye on the cash-in (exit strategy), we will be discussing that in Part 3: Cashing in on your Investment — next week!


Read more from the Digital Drinkers 

15 Stretches for Splits, and Tips for Sharing Your Practice | 5 Secrets to Flexibility Training, and Building a Following | Surviving a Beer Fest    |     Investing In A Home, Part 1   |   The Portland Trail Blazers Brand      |   Training For My First 1/2 Marathon  | 5 Things to Chant in Your Head While Running

 


References

Financial Samurai, October 6, 2014, https://blog.personalcapital.com/investing/what-you-need-to-know-before-buying-rental-property/ 

Nike’s Newest Unique Marketing Venture: BIKETOWN PDX

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Starting today, Portlanders are going to start seeing orange bikes everywhere. In a partnership with the Portland Bureau of Transportation, Nike is placing 100 new bike racks with 1,000 orange bicycles all over Portland. This new bike-sharing program, called BIKETOWN PDX, already has 1,000 people signed up for their annual membership.Nike_BIKETOWN_det_001_native_1600

This a huge marketing venture for Nike. The model has been tested and been successful in other cities. The largest bike sharing system in the US is called Citibike and is sponsored by Citi Bank. Nike is spending $10 million to sponsor the Portland program for the next 5 years.

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The bikes are bright orange, reminding consumers of the bright orange boxes on the shelves of their local shoe store. All of the bikes have swooshes. 100 of the bikes are colored to look like some of Nike’s most famous shoe brands: Nike Air Max 95, Nike Air Trainer 1, and the Nike Air Safari.

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How does it work?

1) First you join on your smartphone through a mobile app or on your computer through their website.

2) Choose your plan (see below)

3) They will send you a 6-digit account number and a 4-digit pin that you use to unlock the bike.

4) Then you ride around town.

5) Return to any Biketown bike rack, or you can lock it at any rack for a $2 fee.

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Cost:

A single ride is $2.50

A day pass is $12.00

Annual membership (90 mins of daily ride time, unlimited trips) is $12 a month.

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Also check out:

Steph Curry and Kevin Durant Can Play on the Same Team and Still Sell Sneakers

Pictures and Sources:

http://www.oregonlive.com/commuting/index.ssf/2016/07/nike_dressing_up_some_biketown.html

http://koin.com/2016/07/19/biketown-rolls-out-on-portland-streets/

http://news.nike.com/news/portland-bike-share

How to Sell Yourself in 5 Steps

After you’ve mastered selling yourself, it’s time to take your marketing to the next level and learn to Growth Hack ANYTHING.

Whether you’re looking for a new job, a promotion, or honing your skills in your current role, developing your own personal brand will help you keep your eyes on the prize – getting the most out of your career.

  1. Establish your personal brand.

Your brand is the sum total of your reputation, the quality of your work, what you stand for, and how you represent yourself to the world. Your brand can build on itself in a positive way, if you play your cards right.

Brand Loop

 

Who you are and what you stand for will come across in the quality of your work. Assuming you’re producing high-quality work, this builds trust and confidence in you from your employer and peers. This increase in trust and recognition can generate rewards, such as promotions, accolades, awards, or bonuses. And these, in turn, may elevate you in the eyes of others, build your confidence, and continues to grow your positive brand image.

  1. Identify your target “customers”.

Since you’re marketing yourself, your “customer” will be your future employer. So identifying the target customer you are after will help you hone in on what position and/or industry is the right fit for you. Then, you can highlight the skills and qualities you have that make you the best fit for that industry or position.

Know your audience:

  • What industry do you want to work in? (i.e. Technology, Transportation, Government)
  • Does industry matter to you or are you looking for a line of work that will transfer across industries? (i.e. Project management, Communications, Purchasing)
  • What are the skills you bring to a particular industry or position that make you the best fit?
  1. Develop a strategy.

Now that you know who you are and who your target “customers” are, it’s time to develop a plan of action for getting your name out there. Just like any company would work to differentiate themselves from other companies, you can set yourself apart from all those other job seekers out there.

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  • Be consistent – Find ways to build your reputation in the field you’re passionate about and politely decline those that take you off course.
    • For instance, if grant writing is where it’s at for you, find volunteer opportunities or apply for positions having to do with grant writing. It can be easier to tell your story if connections from one experience to the next are clear.
  • Reinforce your brand – Join professional associations and other groups to find networking opportunities and practice telling your story. Reinforce your brand by telling your story in these places as well:
    • LinkedIn
    • Personal website or blog
    • Facebook
    • Twitter

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  1. Gather intelligence.

Doing your market research, your homework, or whatever you want to call it is critical for success. How will you know who’s hiring or what skills are required for a particular line of work if you don’t do your research? You can get a lot about where your skills and those of your dream job align or learn what you need to do to brush up to things to meet the requirements of your next job, just by looking around or asking:

  • Check job postings on specific company websites
  • Read job descriptions on job boards
  • Meet industry “insiders” for informational interviews
  • Go to networking events
  1. Be You!

Most important – be the authentic you. People can tell when you’re faking and it doesn’t feel good either. So be genuine and honest and let your true self come through. It’s the best brand there is!

Knowing yourself, what your strengths are, and what you want from your career will help you develop your own personal brand. Now get out there and brand yourself!

 

What is Growth Hacking? Take your marketing to the next level and learn to Growth Hack ANYTHING.

Of These Advertising Marketing Agencies, Which Industry Leaders Have Name Recognition?

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This is a digital marketing experiment by Team Ruckus with Willamette University’s MBA for Professional Program.

Of these advertising marketing agencies, which names do you recognize?

Ogilvy & Mather, Wieden+Kennedy, 72andSunny, IDEO, iProspect, Razorfish, Ruckus, Edelman, Interbrand, Wunderman

Copy and paste the survey link to choose.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/YB3H3X9

 

 

 

 

 

How-To Growth Hack ANYTHING with Content Marketing

What IS Growth Hacking?

Growth hacking is a process of rapid experimentation across marketing channels and product development to identify the most effective, efficient ways to grow a business. This term was coined and made famous by Sean Ellis (@seanellis) who later started a company of the same name.

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Case Study: How One Company Growth Hacks through Content Marketing

The Good, a trusted conversion advisory in Portland, Oregon uses content marketing to growth hack their own marketing efforts. The Good creates 100% original content on digital marketing topics and distributes the content through a variety of channels:

  • Weekly emails to 140,000 loyal subscribers
  • Syndicated content on social media
  • Guest posts on partner websites like UXPin, Leadpages, etc.

All topics for the original content are carefully selected based on the latest trends in digital marketing and website conversion rate optimization. The content marketing staff at The Good culls through a variety of sources to learn what the hot topics are in the industry:

  • Google Trends
  • Twitter Trends
  • Recent findings from real research
  • Expert opinions
  • What the loyal subscribers are asking for

The goal of this company’s content-driven growth hacking is to consistently generate Thought Leadership in their area of expertise so that potential clients view The Good as the first place to go when they need to purchase these professional services.

Through growth hacking experimentation, The Good determined the two most effective content types are “Timely” and “Timeless” content:

Timely

  • Topics that match pop culture to business
  • Hot and trending topics
  • Ranking lists (e.g. Top 10 Best ___ of 2016)
  • Listicles (a list-based article)
  • Controversial topics

Timeless

  • “How to…”
  • “What is…”
  • “The Definitive Guide to…”
  • Case Studies

Scannability is KEY

For the largely business-based subscribers to The Good’s original content, time is always at a premium so The Good optimizes all articles for key components of scannable layout:

  • Headers
  • Sub-headers
  • Short paragraphs
  • Numbered lists
  • Images
  • Videos
  • Tell stories, not boring research

Heatmapping is a key tool used to help gain insights about the effectiveness of an article layout. Real visitor data is tracked and aggregated to show where clicks, movement and scrolling occurs on a given page.

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Content effectiveness is then measured daily using the following metrics:

  • Visits by time of day
  • Pageviews
  • Bounce rate
  • Time on site
  • Pages per visit
  • Traffic sources
  • Popular social posts

Popular Tools to Help Content Marketing

  1. AHREFs – an online tool to show topic popularity and which keywords are most effective to drive organic search traffic to your content.
  2. Google Trends – shows what people are searching for, how they’re forming their search terms, and when they’re searching for it.
  3. Canva – tool that allows users without Photoshop expertise to make high quality graphics–easy and free-ish.
  4. Hootsuite and Buffer – tools to schedule and syndicate content across social media channels
  5. Reddit – the original message board is still wildly popular. Great for finding trending and controversial topics.
  6. SlideShare – a LinkedIn tool that turn PPTs into digital content.
  7. Hotjar – a heatmapping service.

Advanced Strategies

  • Influencer Marketing
    1. Identify key people with large base of followers
    2. Develop content that mentions influencer in a way that benefits them
    3. Ask influencer to share your content with their audience
  • Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and Search Engine Marketing (SEM)
    1. Find highly-ranked keywords
    2. Use keywords in all the right places
    3. But don’t use TOO many of the keywords
    4. Meet as many of Google’s standards as possible
  • Backlinking
    1. Find popular ranked content
    2. Create better “timeless” content
    3. Ask related content owners to “backlink” to your content

Get Your Free PDF Download: How-to Growth Hack Your Business with Content Marketing

5 Marketing Lessons from HBO’s Silicon Valley

(Warning: Spoilers)

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HBO’s Silicon Valley is a hilarious hit show that may, or may not, represent the real Silicon Valley. It just grabbed 11 nominations for the upcoming Emmy awards. It is no doubt great TV, however, within the show, there are real marketing lessons.

1) Be customer-centric not product-centric

Many innovators believe their products will sell themselves. A “build it and they will come” mind set. Most of the time this is not true.

Pied Piper created revolutionary compression software. However, it’s incredibly complex, hard to integrate, and all the work is behind the scenes and not visible to the consumer (Gourville, 2006).

2) Have Vision

Every company needs to be able to explain their product effectively and efficiently. It is important to provide an easily understood picture of your brand and demonstrate value to the customer (Gupta, 2014).

Throughout the series Pied Piper and Hoolie have trouble articulating the product to anyone who is not an engineer. They don’t have a good vision for the product they want to create, just the technical background specs.

3) Have a targeted marketing strategy

Michael Porter defines strategy as: “the creation of a unique and valuable position, involving a different set of activities.” A good strategic position meets the needs of a targeted group of people.

Pied Piper doesn’t have a specific type of product offering, or demographic to sell to. Richard wants to serve all the needs of everyone. This is too broad, and is ultimately unsuccessful. Many of the problems they face with launching their company could be fixed with a targeted strategy (Porter, 1996).

4) Listen to Market Research

Unbiased, thorough, and strategic market research can help a firm segment their potential customers, and tailor their products to customer needs to create value (Dolan & John, 2015).

Pied Piper and Hoolie constantly believe their products are perfect. All of their market research (the little they do) tells them their products are too complicated, not user friendly, or not working properly, yet they don’t listen. Pied Piper sends their beta to only engineers, who love it, but the first few end customers that try it, are turned off.

5) Don’t Cheat

Just don’t.

 

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Work Cited:

Dolan, R., & John, L. (2015). Marketing Intelligence. Harvard Business Publishing.

Gourville, J. (2006). Note of Innovation Diffusion: Rogers’ Five Factors. Harvard Business School, 2.

Gupta, S. (2014). Creating Customer Value. Harvard Business Publishing.

Porter, M. (1996). What Is Strategy. Harvard Business Review.

 

FLASH! PETA SHUTS DOWN POKEMON GO EVENTS IN PORTLAND, OREGON!

Pokemon Go BallThe controversial organization, PETA (Protection for Equivalent Theoretical Animals), has managed to rally citizen support to protest and block several Pokémon Go events scheduled in Portland, Oregon, on the basis that monsters qualify as “theoretical animals” and that Seekers, in pursuit of points, status and otherwise basic irrational and illogical storytelling opportunities, will resort to irrational, illogical and virtual fantasy activities as they prey on innocent virtual creatures unable to defend themselves.

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Signs of Pokémon Go monsters contained in squalid cages and fed items with virtually no substance are popping up everywhere. Worse, in a demonstration of how low seekers will fall, “monster-fights” reminiscent of the dog fights that got old basketball players almost arrested have been seen in the back alleys of one of America’s greatest cities.  The conditions are perceived as horrible, with poor monsters gripping bars and crying out for their families.  In a worst-case situation, a baby monster was separated from its mother before it could flee its hunters.

pokemon#2Other groups attempting to capitalize on the event have even started a “slave labor” camp for captured monsters, selling them on Craig’s List for virtual bucks.  Enslaved monsters are expected to ensure harsh working conditions while captors and seekers seduced into this unsavory world go out in pursuit of even more monsters.  It’s an awful situation as wild and carefree monsters are struck down in the middle of their natural habitat, with little time to defend themselves from the “slaying ball” that is used to swipe them away.  As one concerned citizen reported, Pokémon Go monsters are even starting to show up in  historically human red light districts.  Poor PokemonRepublicans across the country are in an uproar as questions of equality for animals and citizens’ concern for these imaginary creatures takes priority over what they have long considered to be a more important agenda while Democrats are looking to expand universal health care programs to include Pokemom Go Monster Dads, Moms and kids alike.

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As the Pokémon Go phenomenon has exponentially accelerated in the last few days, pokemon fieldreports of Seekers getting creamed is also increasing, to include (most recently) a group in Salem, Oregon that found themselves standing in the middle of Liberty Street in the front of the firehouse, trying to climb up the fireman’s pole in search of an evasive and illusive creature.  Seems that Seekers may not be using a lot “upstairs” as they look for PokeStops and through Lures out to grab yet another poor, defenseless monster.  But, the monsters are starting to get creative and gang up on Seekers.

In yet another unreported incident, four ridiculously cute monsters threw their own “lure” out to catch a few unsuspecting Seekers.  Using the guise of a broken paw, one monster lay await in a green circle as the Seekers approached.  Just as the swipe of the ball was about to happen, three other monsters ran out and jumped on top of the Seekers, scaring the bejeezus out of them, causing them to lose their phone and of course, their corresponding identity. (Anyone looking for a Samsung XII should call the local authorities).   It’s only a matter of time before massive uprisings between man and beast lead us all to lock ourselves in our shelters and wait to see who wins.

RELEASE OUR POKEMON GO!

PETA, founded by M.N Sterious, an 84 year old member of the Portland community, is dedicated to the protection of virtual reality of any form.  M.N. Sterious planned and coordinated the Portland Pokémon Go blockade using age-old wisdom combined with helpful hints from Google search engine.  Demands for a release of all caged Pokémon Go monsters must be met before the blockades are removed.   As in all things fantastical, the PETA group has staged a virtual hunger strike with hopes to gain attention of those who are oblivious to this ridiculous condition.   It certainly grasped this author’s attention!

For more information on PETA, look no further.  You won’t find anything anyway.  Meanwhile, stay OFF THE STREETS, OUT OF TREES, AWAY FROM FIREHOUSES…oh yeah – all that advice assumes people are using their heads when playing this game.  That’s where we went wrong!

Good Marketing Blogging: Kissmetrics

Kissmetrics is an online marketing firm that helps firms optimize, track, and analyze their digital marketing campaigns. They also run a helpful, insightful, and popular blog covering digital marketing topics. In learning about successful digital marketing the Kissmetrics blog has been a treasure-trove of information.

I’m going to analyze one blog post that stuck out to me: How Brands Can Take Advantage of Snapchat (infographic).

The post is written by Zach Bulygo (@zachcb1), the blog manager for Kissmetrics. This blog post is a very good example of a basic informational post. Writing about the basics of a topic can be difficult, especially for someone who knows a lot about how it works. Zach combines helpful text with an excellent infographic.

The Text:

Zach starts off by defining the audience that snapchat advertising is useful for: young adults 18-24. He also lays out some basic statistics about why Snapchat is a viable digital marketing medium, and should be part of any social media portfolio. Zach also sums up an important point to end the text:

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The Infographic: 

The infographic steals the show. As a visual learner, it was pleasing, helpful, and entertaining. The infographic relays demographic information already discussed in the text, and adds more data. It gives examples of successful implementations of Snapchat from major companies such as Acura and Taco Bell. Thirdly, it gives the readers some examples of Snapchat uses: Contests, New Product Sneak Peaks, and targeted videos, among more. Finally, it sums it up with the best practices a company should undertake when starting a brand communication on Snapchat.

Critique:

My one critique of the blog post is that the infographic felt buried. It was at the bottom of the post and I had to scroll down to find it. The infographic is visually appealing and interesting. As a frequent blog reader, it is possible that I could have missed it, because the extra step of scrolling through the post is one I often don’t take. Luckily this time I did however, because I was impressed with the visual representation of the blog.

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