“Why are your knees covered in mud and your heels bloody?”
“Why are you in grad school?”
“Why would you try to do that?”
Hi. My name is Lauren and awkward social interactions are my specialty. Like, even more so than Dory from Finding Nemo. You know, that fish who forgets she is talking to you mid sentence? Loses her family because she forgets she even has one? Yeah, even more awkward than THAT fish.
(case and point: comparing myself to an animated fish – and meaning it. Publically.)
The above questions are just some of the brutally honest questions I have been asked in the last three months. No, I’m not recently pregnant, married, or attempting to get to Rio in 2016 for the speed walking competition, either. All I am doing is working towards my MBA at Willamette University, while working full time, and training for my first half marathon.
Not even a FULL Marathon; just a half! 13.1 miles of constant motion; during which all I will be uttering in-between gasps for air is I-havent-been-fit-since-I-was-16-years-old-what-the-hell-was-I-thinking.
This is my story. Well, one of my stories. This is my story right now – as it is happening in real time – all of the mucky, defeated, determined, yes I just shit my pants a little on that last run parts of it.
If you’re on board for the honest and gritty truth of trying to do something you once was impossible, stick around. This is the story of my journey to finishing this half marathon and documenting the experiment for my Marketing class. This is the first in a series of posts chronicling, through various digital marketing methods, my trek to the half marathon.
It’s bound to get interesting. Some people argue that is already has!
My current goal is to finish the Disneyland Half Marathon on September 4th, 2016 in under three hours. While dressed das a fish that has a terrible short -term memory, but damn is she committed! Just. Keep. Swimming. Lauren.
Motivation for my last training run: the sheer curiosity of if my body can stay in motion for two hours straight.
Length of last training run: 2 hours 18 minutes
Song that got me through my last training run: Donald Trump, by Mac Miller
Longest continuous distance ran (to date): 4 miles
Days to Disneyland Half Marathon: 50